Get on board the bandwagon, its the Australian way!
Now, I am no authority on soccer, and have never, and will never claim to be so….however it would seem I am in the minority. Apparently, now that Australia is in the World Cup, the majority of the country is well versed in the round ball game and 'has always liked the game…'.Well I am calling bullshit and have devised a simple test. 5 questions to ask anyone you see in a Socceroos shirt who a. Isn't ethnic looking or b Has an English accent.
Questions
1. Apart from Kewell and Viduka, name 5 players in the Socceroos squad.
2. What position do these 5 players play?
3. What club in the A League do you follow and who was their top goal scorer last season?
4. Explain the offside rule.
5. Name 3 clubs that Mark Viduka has played for.
Of course there will be many that know their stuff and good on them. But I'll bet my left nut that a huge amount will have no idea past question 1.
Don't get me wrong, I will probably be as sleep deprived as anyone on monday after staying up to watch the Australia v Brazil game...oi oi oi!
posted by SkinFluteSymphony @ 6:23 PM
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I was under the impression that nobody could explain the offside rule, not even the Socceroos.
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