Nothing is ever my fault...
I swear...regardless of how late I get out of bed and how slow I am to get moving in the mornings, it is the clown doing the speed limit in the fast lanes fault that I am running late today.Best this lecturer gets with the Goddam program.
And the fact I am posting this makes me just that couple of minutes later...he will deal with it
posted by SkinFluteSymphony @ 10:03 AM
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I live 30 minutes walk from work.
Still can't get there on time, even when I catch a bus.
Today it was the coffee man's fault. I mean, how long does it take to make a soy latte?
Because I slaved away at the Coffee Crud, sorry, Club in T-ba, I can actually give you a blow-by-blow description on how to make one. Which is sad. But ever so interesting.
I hope the lecture was scintillating.
Preciseley...sure, I may have left house somewhat on the late side, but slow drivers seem to have made screwing me over an art form. I'll bet anything that your slow coffee guy is also a slow driver who swerves inbetween lanes....bastards.
The lecture was awesome. It was about wilderness and what defines it. We also looked at Aboriginal art and got information about an upcoming visit to the Art Gallery...this subject is costing me $800 to do...money well spent yes?
Preciseley...sure, I may have left house somewhat on the late side, but slow drivers seem to have made screwing me over an art form. I'll bet anything that your slow coffee guy is also a slow driver who swerves inbetween lanes....bastards.
The lecture was awesome. It was about wilderness and what defines it. We also looked at Aboriginal art and got information about an upcoming visit to the Art Gallery...this subject is costing me $800 to do...money well spent yes?
If you like you can book a flight to Sydney (approximately $270 if you get the tightarse Tuesday flights)pay me $150, we can go to the NSW Art Gallery, and then we can go to the pub and drink Bloody Mary's (your shout of course) and discuss Aboriginal art.
I think you will find you will be at least $250 bucks up on your current course.
Hmmm...sound slike a damn good idea...I am pretty sure this lecturer would go for it also. he is surely the product of a lot of years spent on uni campuses in the late 60's-70's and his perception is somewhat skewed...he would see it as me broadening my knowledge...shit, if we can come up with an indigenous sounding enough name for you, he may even get the uni to spring for it
Hmmm.. I just don't reckon.. "I know this chick that writes a occasionally funny, mostly pissed or hungover, blog in Sydney" will cut it.
Or maybe it will.
he is all about alternative view points.
I will write it up and present it to him. You will hear from me more formally shortly!
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