A sunday morning Haiku
Bright Sunny SundayYet I am stuck here at work,
God Must Not Like Me.
posted by SkinFluteSymphony @ 9:58 AM
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Yet I am stuck here at work,
God Must Not Like Me.
What Willis was talkin bout
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38 Comments:
Why can't I write a Haiku
Because it is too hard
And I suck.
You so do not suck,
I think you are pretty smart.
Although hungover!
Stop it... tell me more...
Your hair was quite big,
You have your own ozone hole.
Sunscreen is your friend.
Haiku makes me laugh.
This post could go on for days.
Until I lose it
I cannot Haiku
Because my head hurts from wine
Make the man stop
You can to haiku,
You just did you silly thing.
There shall be no end!
It took me so long
To that do that simple haiku
Why torture me?
You are in the zone!
Haiku comes naturally,
To you it would seem??
It is quite easy
Once you know how to haiku
Piece of piss yes
Haiku is an art.
An art form well worth knowing.
You are a master
You taught it all to me
i think you really know shit
You are Sensai
Proud to be your guide,
Sensei title humbles me.
But I will take it!!
Trying to eat lunch,
Too much ravioli here.
I am such a pig
Just got some great pics.
LaLa is more than just smart,
Nice big eighties hair!
I went to the shop
Got sausage roll and slurpee
I feel great now
great to see you here,
a sausage roll would be good,
damn my ham sandwich
Ha ha ha ha ha
That one made me laugh so hard
Laughing is funny
(that was particularly poor I think)
That was far from poor,
Although the standard is down.
We shall lift our game!
(I can't believe we have made up this many haiku's today!)
I know it is sad
We should be out and about
Not haiku-ing
haiku is the way
It is my new religion.
Get your friends on board!
Brain hurts killed by wine
i have to get off haiku
Fingers are sore
Sad to hear this news.
Won't be the same without you.
No one else gets it :(
For you I will stay
But beware what I may say
I am nutty
That one there had rhyme!
This one however does not.
I am no rapper!!
PERSISTENCE PAYS OFF
WHY AM I SHOUTING OUT LOUD
Rapper you are.
I have got no bling.
I don't call women bitches,
Sadly, I'm not black
I know white guys rap,
Eminem is proof of this.
I'm not him either
Twenty Nine Haiku's,
sitting down all in a row.
Will this ever end???
Brainiest Idol
Surely a contradiction
Think this was best.
Good to see you back!
You are a haiku addict.
Welcome to the club
Shit. I have been doing it WRONG.
I thought it was FOUR syllables in the last line but it's FIVE?!
Don't haiku when hungover.
Did not pick this up.
This here is shattering news.
The streak is broken :(
5, 7, 5? I will try again tomorrow
Five, seven and five.
That is the way of haiku.
Get it right lady!!
Well you are sensai
I learn the rules of haiku
Thanks to my guru
That is much better,
You have made your sensei proud.
Haiku rides again!
Hometime is so near,
I can almost taste freedom.
Pray no bastard calls!
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