When I was in year 10 and had a fantastic late 80's mullet flowing, I had dreams of one day taking Mike Mars' place (he always looked closest to death) in Motley Crue...
How can I phrase this delicately? I can sing better than most of the auditionees in Adelaide (and no matter how many times I sing along to "I Honestly Love You" by ONJ, I am still tone deaf) but a plastic surgeon could really, well, have a field day in Adelaide.
Now listen, even though I am in the best shape of my life -- and I am, by the way...I mean, fact of the matter is you could pretty much bounce a damn quarter off my butt, you know, if you...if you wanted to.
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And why not.... http://www.likekustannus.fi/kirjailijat/Motley.jpg
I sincerely hope you've both read 'The Dirt'. If not, you simply must. You MUST.
Have only read bits and pieces...is definitely on the lst
Sorry to digress from erm, serious music... Pleeeease tell me you are watching the filth on 'straaaayan Idol tonight.
I managed to see a bit of it, in particularly the Adelaide auditions...yep, that is what I live around.
How can I phrase this delicately? I can sing better than most of the auditionees in Adelaide (and no matter how many times I sing along to "I Honestly Love You" by ONJ, I am still tone deaf) but a plastic surgeon could really, well, have a field day in Adelaide.
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